Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Some good ass ideas

1. Having a font generator for moods. Think about it - here you are, feeling like ass. When suddenly, you want to vent with fingers, come here, and spell it all out. Now, you want the header to really scream "ass", so you go to the nifty "Fontii" (Come on, props) app, plug the header in, the emotion, the punctuation (important), the syntax (important also), and push 'go'. There you have your screaming ass. Good also for myspace bulletins, as you'd be able to embed the resulting .gif or jpg or whatever vector magic anywhere. It'd be in black and white, no colors, let the individual editors handle all that emotional shit.

Could this be done in flash or with some fancy javascript?

2. E Sigs - Stop whining that nobody knows you - and make a simple youtube video that lasts no longer than 9 seconds. That's your E sig. In those 9 wonderful seconds, you get to tell it like it is, and all of it - your story. You can do it, and the resulting video gets posted anywhere it's allowed on the net. anywhere you are. Perfect.

And so that's it. Two. Why only two? Well, those are the two that came to my mind. Let me go see someplace if there's a 3rd. I'll look around now.

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Alright,

3. Synonym Finder. For all you would be net rappers and notepad ghostwriters, this is a decent tool to help you have balanced verses and therefore elements of rhyme. That way even if your fly ass nothings crash and burn, you'll at least have a rhyme scheme. Just saying.

That's all for now, folks. but let us not be without gifts!

Listen,



Have a good one.

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